Expensive Michelin BullS#!t

Submitted some more apps; fingers crossed hoping the AI overlords deem my resume worthy of a glance. Why does someone always have to have us by the balls?!! It used to be human HR idiots, now its fxxking cyborg AI motherfxxkers.

It may surprise you but....I don't get out much. Most of my experience with the outside world, aka reality, is through the safety of my phone screen. I put my full faith and confidence in Google, Youtube and TikTok to accurately represent the real world experience to me while in the comfort of my smelly pjs and unkempt home.

Which leads me to...

Wtf is going on with $9 slices of pizza!?! And why do I have to be handed one piece of sushi at a time while listening to chill, hip-hop instrumentals? No, I do not want to wait in a 2 hour line to try Halal chicken over rice from a shopping cart. Hopefully soon, we can have my esteemed colleague Unemployed Chef join us to go over wtf is going on in his head and in the food industry, because this is bulls#!t.

I mentioned it a few times and now the wait is finally over, Affiliate Marketing!!! Now I can get paid for your fat-fingered errant clicks. If you want to overpay for underwhelming goods and services, what better over-rated city than NYC. Plan your next not-worth-it vacation the right? way with this expensive guide. Happy travels!!!

Taylor N(fl)ation

Still no job offers, wtf is this s#!t. I wonder if I'm doing something wrong...nah, I'm just gonna blame the system or mental health or the economy or...

But more importantly, Taylor Swift is everywhere. I have never turned on a T. Swift (am I allowed to call her that?) song before in my life. However, I have never turned off a Taylor S. song when it came on, either. She should definitely headline the half-time show at the upcoming Super Bowl. That way, millions of guys around the country can pretend to act annoyed and not know the words to her songs when she performs.

I've been thinking; I should start linking items here that people can buy so I can make a few bucks, so I can pay the bills. Like Tay Swif merchandise or something. I'm gonna learn how to do that, right after I learn how to design a website...

Indeed is BS

Linkedin is Facebook with a tie on. Why is it so hard to find a job as an unemployed banker; a real job that pays me what I used to get paid?! And stop talking about the jobs reports and how great the country is doing by pretending to not be in a recession. Wtf is this s#!t?!

My football team sucks. My baseball team sucks. Sometimes I listen to the Bill Simmons Podcast to make myself feel better because that guy is never happy. The Knicks team plane can crash killing everyone on-board and he’ll spend 45 minutes going over how the Celtics need to give Payton Pritchard more minutes. I love Bill Simmons and his crazy ass. I wonder if I can I get paid sponsoring his podcast here? I'm gonna figure it out. Anyway, Bill Simmons, you owe me affiliate marketing dollars!!!