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  • Writer's pictureUnemployed Banker

Updated: Oct 11, 2023

Still no job offers, wtf is this s#!t. I wonder if I'm doing something wrong...nah, I'm just gonna blame the system or mental health or the economy or...

But more importantly, Taylor Swift is everywhere. I have never turned on a T. Swift (am I allowed to call her that?) song before in my life. However, I have never turned off a Taylor S. song when it came on, either. She should definitely headline the half-time show at the upcoming Super Bowl. That way, millions of guys around the country can pretend to act annoyed and not know the words to her songs when she performs.

I've been thinking; I should start linking items here that people can buy so I can make a few bucks, so I can pay the bills. Like Tay Swif merchandise or something. I'm gonna learn how to do that, right after I learn how to design a website...

NFL Taylor Swift Boyfriend Shirt

  • Writer's pictureUnemployed Banker

Updated: Oct 11, 2023

Linkedin is Facebook with a tie on. Why is it so hard to find a job as an unemployed banker; a real job that pays me what I used to get paid?! And stop talking about the jobs reports and how great the country is doing by pretending to not be in a recession. Wtf is this s#!t?!

My football team sucks. My baseball team sucks. Sometimes I listen to the Bill Simmons Podcast to make myself feel better because that guy is never happy. The Knicks team plane can crash killing everyone on-board and he’ll spend 45 minutes going over how the Celtics need to give Payton Pritchard more minutes. I love Bill Simmons and his crazy ass. I wonder if I can I get paid sponsoring his podcast here? I'm gonna figure it out. Anyway, Bill Simmons, you owe me affiliate marketing dollars!!!

Banker Gets a Job

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