Updated: Oct 11
Linkedin is Facebook with a tie on. Why is it so hard to find a job as an unemployed banker; a real job that pays me what I used to get paid?! And stop talking about the jobs reports and how great the country is doing by pretending to not be in a recession. Wtf is this s#!t?!
My football team sucks. My baseball team sucks. Sometimes I listen to the Bill Simmons Podcast to make myself feel better because that guy is never happy. The Knicks team plane can crash killing everyone on-board and he’ll spend 45 minutes going over how the Celtics need to give Payton Pritchard more minutes. I love Bill Simmons and his crazy ass. I wonder if I can I get paid sponsoring his podcast here? I'm gonna figure it out. Anyway, Bill Simmons, you owe me affiliate marketing dollars!!!