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  • Writer's pictureUnemployed Banker

Updated: Jun 6

Time for a mid-year check-in

I'm doing okay...hanging in there. Hope all of you out there are hanging in as well. It's been a while and I know many of you were getting worried about me, but really, I'm fine. However, I did want to talk about something that is very important to me.

I really enjoy sardines. Like really, reeeaaaallly enjoy them. Smoked, in mustard, hot name it, I eat it. On crackers, over rice, straight outta the can while standing over the sink....I really enjoy my sardines...Well, except for the ones packed in spring water, like, yuck, who thought that was a good idea. Isn't the whole point to subdue the fishiness and highlight the best part, which is....kinda the fishiness....

Listen, we're missing the point here. The real issue that I wanted to discuss is that tinned fish (and fish adjacent meats, e.g. mussels, etc) isn't only for poor folks or unemployed folks. That sentiment is sooooo ignorant. Like, really....reeeaaaallly...

Opening a can of delicious sardines

Happy new year to all of my fellow unemployed/underemployed friends!!! 🎉🎆🎉 Hope you enjoyed whatever it was you celebrate and had a lot of good whatever it was you typically eat during said celebration!!!

As you can tell, one of my resolutions this year is to be more open and accepting of those that are different than myself. Another one of my resolutions is to break my resolutions as early as possible, thereby eliminating any unnecessary pressure and anxiety. This is going to be a great year, I can just feel it...

I have always wondered why there weren't any direct sequels to the great Roland Emmerich documentary 2012. All the characters, plots and ending packaged into a tight 2 hour format. Nowadays, all of the disasters and horrors of each year are broken down into short snippets shown daily on the news channels...thank you, thank you...I will be here all week, month, year...

Pretty Girl Eating Expensive NYC Michelin Pizza

  • Writer's pictureUnemployed Banker

Updated: Oct 30, 2023

I've been mixing things up a bit lately. Who says I can only apply for banking jobs?! Who says I can't apply for a job at Google, Apple, Nasa? Google, Apple, and Nasa, that's who. Never received so many auto rejections in my life...err, recent life..

I've been watching a bit a television lately. To be perfectly honest, I haven't watched a lot of TV in like, forever, since maybe The Sopranos, which I really didn't watch religiously either. Maybe Seinfeld, maybe Friends...It was probably Married, with Children; loved/love that show. Anyway, supposedly, there are a ton of great shows on right now. And with the hundreds of different streaming services available, I can watch almost anything from any period of time, ever. Which leads me to, wtf is up with all of the different services!?! There's so fking many and they cost so much now, like wtf is this s#!t?! And some of them are even banding together, forming their own little clique and charging a bundle fee. Like dude!?!..this is the same s#!t we all complained about and got rid of. And to let it somehow Human Centipede its way back into our lives, LOL... Which leads me to this week's affiliate marketing link, juuuuust kiddding.

The Bear on Hulu. That's what I've been watching. So many fxcked up people on that show; makes me feel a little bit better about my own life...kinda, sorta. And no affiliate marketing link this post; I was rejected from becoming a Hulu partner due to the insensitve topics on the site. Like what?! Well fxck you, you <racially, culturally, sexist, other offensive word> bitch!!!

Pretty Girl Eating Expensive NYC Michelin Pizza

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