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  • Writer's pictureUnemployed Banker

The Human Centipede

Updated: Oct 30, 2023

I've been mixing things up a bit lately. Who says I can only apply for banking jobs?! Who says I can't apply for a job at Google, Apple, Nasa? Google, Apple, and Nasa, that's who. Never received so many auto rejections in my life...err, recent life..

I've been watching a bit a television lately. To be perfectly honest, I haven't watched a lot of TV in like, forever, since maybe The Sopranos, which I really didn't watch religiously either. Maybe Seinfeld, maybe Friends...It was probably Married, with Children; loved/love that show. Anyway, supposedly, there are a ton of great shows on right now. And with the hundreds of different streaming services available, I can watch almost anything from any period of time, ever. Which leads me to, wtf is up with all of the different services!?! There's so fking many and they cost so much now, like wtf is this s#!t?! And some of them are even banding together, forming their own little clique and charging a bundle fee. Like dude!?!..this is the same s#!t we all complained about and got rid of. And to let it somehow Human Centipede its way back into our lives, LOL... Which leads me to this week's affiliate marketing link, juuuuust kiddding.

The Bear on Hulu. That's what I've been watching. So many fxcked up people on that show; makes me feel a little bit better about my own life...kinda, sorta. And no affiliate marketing link this post; I was rejected from becoming a Hulu partner due to the insensitve topics on the site. Like what?! Well fxck you, you <racially, culturally, sexist, other offensive word> bitch!!!

Pretty Girl Eating Expensive NYC Michelin Pizza


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